when everybody in yo squad talkin and the teacher call you out
I am 18 year old girl from Lapland, Finland. I love xc-skiing, reading and watching good tv shows. My favorites are Castle, HIMYM and New Girl
reblog if you’ve been through all of them <3
if you havent been through all of them that means you are younger than 13 and why the frick are you on the internet go outside and play in the yard
Is it bad I waited for 13-13-13 to pop up
When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.
Jesus I envy that relationship.
this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”.
My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.
i love all of your moms
When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.
That last story is worth reblogging
Jealous of all you’re parents
La galería definitiva de Banksy [127 fotos]
Banksy es el seudónimo de un prolífico artista del street art británico. Se cree que nació en Yate, localidad cercana a Bristol, en 1974, pero los datos acerca de su identidad son inciertos y se desconocen detalles de su biografía.